Courtesy of Torii

I was innocently reading Torii's blog this morning and my eyes about popped out of my head!
Here's what she said:
"Can I just say that I would very much like to wear Orlando Bloom's ass as a hat? "
(Torii, I've been trying to put your link here for 20 minutes and all that comes up is a blank space!)

http://heyfatlulu.blogspot.com/
So, copy and paste to hook up with Torii.


Why of course you can say that!

So here's two challenges (albeit, not too challenging):

Who else's ass would we like to use as a hat?
Let's come up with one of those 10 question thingies that are irreverent, insane and makes us think a little.

Here's one of my votes. This is Mike Rowe from Discovery Channel's Dirty Jobs.



Here's my other vote. Alex Gonzalez, currently the shortstop fo rthe Cincinnati Reds. He was the shortstop for the Florida Marlins for several years including 2003 when they won the World Series. He's always been my favorite player. You gotta see these guys close up! Baseball players aren't the least bit scrawny. I'm talking jaw dropping muscularity here. Shortstops in general are the best players defensively on the field.